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The Past Memories.

Thursday, April 02, 2009

Jerry @ 2:38 AM

Hi Again,

here's a fucking lame link with lots of fucking crap jokes/pwn/selfpwn shits for you guys to see if you're super darn free.

http://forums.hardwarezone.com.sg/showthread.php?t=2323095&page=1

here's a example taken there.

Stranger: Pizza Hut!
You: Speaking....?
You: Would you like to place your order..
Stranger: no, you place the order
You: alright..
You: I'll like a kaninabe chao chee bye pizza with extra special sauce!
You: ...and an aligator soup, and make it snappy!
Stranger: Ummm.... Bill, do we have that?
Stranger: Yes, we do
You: SWEET!
Stranger: Ok, is that all?
You: oh..
You: and one more serving of diu le lo mo platter.
Stranger: sir, i'm waiting...
Stranger: geez, ok is that all?
You: yeap...that's about it
Stranger: ok, that's 53.52
You: HECK NO!
Stranger: ok, 25.00
You: I'll pay you $150!
Stranger: wow, I like you
You: yeah...
Stranger: ok, be there in 30 mins
You: oh btw, does my order comes with or without drinks?
Stranger: w/o
You: hmmm..can i place an additional order of drinks then??
Stranger: ok, what do ya want?
You: I'll like a gigantic cup of chee bye juice from your high school virgin cheerleaders
Stranger: ok.....
You: and a cup of lan jiao juice on the house for all the hard working crew at your restaurant!
Stranger: Sir,. other people must order...
Stranger: It's coming soon, hanging up now.
You: Dude, Im buying everyone drinks!
Stranger: all right, anything else?
You: ermmm.....do u guys have sushi?
Stranger: no
You: oh...that's sad man..

i lol'ed for quite awhile over this. -.-"

alright that's all for today. gonna sleep soon! BTT TMR!

Bye Folks

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